So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME → 10 films
↳  2/10 Jurassic Park

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iheartjurassicpark:

animalattacks:

Bon appetit, mister T-Rex.

The victim in this scene (Dubbed “Unlucky Bastard” in the credits) is none other than David Koepp, the screenwriter for Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

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h0usehlaalu:

Black mambas are actually brown in color. They get their name from the blue-black of the inside of their mouths, which they display when threatened.

The black mamba is the fourth most venomous snake species in the world. 

It is the fastest snake in the world, capable of moving at 4.32 to 5.4 metres per second (11–19 km/h, 10–12 mph) for short distances. The black mamba has a reputation for being very aggressive, but like most snakes, it usually attempts to flee from humans unless threatened.

(Source: kolyat-ampora, via reptilefacts)

griseus:

PORCELAIN CRABS FROM CHILE

Porcelanids are decapod (with 10 legs) crustaceans in the widespread family Porcellanidae, which superficially resemble true crabs. They have flattened bodies as an adaptation for living in rock crevices. They are delicate, readily losing limbs when attacked, and use their large claws for maintaining territories.

Photograph by Arthur Anker

  • Allopetrolisthes spinifrons
  • Allopetrolisthes angulosus
  • Petrolisthes laevigatus
  • Lipetrolisthes mitra
  • Alopetrolisthes punctatus
  • Petrolisthes violaceus
  • Petrolisthes tuberculatus

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the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

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coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

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mericlewhip:

Here, have the selfie from which my latest tumblr avatar was created.

mericlewhip:

Here, have the selfie from which my latest tumblr avatar was created.

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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animalsandlandscapes:

Nile Crocodile by Daniel Botelho

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